Irrelevant Achievements

Nothing important to see here

Carved a spoon
Skydived
Ran several marathons
Rode a mechanical bull
Swam (and did some math) with dolphins
Played roller derby, had my own trading card.
Jammed with BB King
Was the “mayor” of my home town for about 24 hours in the 3rd grade
Never spontaneously cut bangs
Make my own brooms
Pretty good at counting cards (will dominate the gin rummy table, but terrible at casino games)
Can always get the campfire lit